Meet Coach Satoshi, the AI that shows its homework
Our AI coach gives you a buy, sell or hold tip — and we publicly track how often those tips would have made money.
Coach Satoshi reads the live market and your balances, then serves up one playful, bite-sized tip: buy, sell or hold — with an amount that fits your wallet.
It never trades for you. Tap 'Put it in the trade desk' and the order is pre-filled; you still decide whether to pull the trigger.
Radical honesty: the coach keeps score
Every buy or sell tip is scored against the live price once it's at least five minutes old. A buy wins if the price rose; a sell wins if it fell. The coach's weekly win rate, your personal streak 🔥 and a row of green/red dots sit right under the tips.
It's play money and not financial advice — but it is a fun way to see whether you trust the robot or your gut.
Ready to forge your coin?
Free to play. $10,000 play money every week. Real live Bitcoin price.